Celery with Peanut Butter
Written June 2001
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“Celery with peanut butter–that’s all you’re having for lunch?”
Smiling, Madeline dipped the wet stalk into the jar and slowly pulled it back out. With her fingers, she spread the sticky goo up and down, making sure every inch was coated with the creamy substance. Operations panted as she licked the stem leisurely, making a mess of her face and hands. Provocatively, she drew her teeth along the surface, and he leaned forward in anticipation…
Crunch! Madeline bit off a chunk of celery and began to chew. Operations jumped, wincing as if he was injured.
“That was harsh, Madeline…”