That Kind of Idiot
Written August 2001
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“What’s wrong?” Operations asked, noticing Walter’s less-than-cheerful disposition.
“Do you know how to load and fire a bazooka?”
He nodded. “Of course. I was in the military.”
“And if you hadn’t been in the military?”
“It has instructions on it.”
“Exactly!” He sighed in exasperation. “I read a report where a guy held it backwards and destroyed his own people. What kind of an idiot do you have to be to not know one end from the other?!?”
Nikita appeared. “Hey, Walter, which end of this bazooka do I point at the enemies?”
Operations laughed. “Does that answer your question?”