Ode to Mowen

Ode to Mowen
Co-authored with BFL
Written June 2001
Rated PG

Disclaimer: The characters within are property of LFN Productions, Warner Bros., and USA Network. No infringement is intended.  Mowen was played by Roman Podhora and seen in two episodes, “Mandatory Refusal” and “Inside Out” – but he made such an influence on us.


How do we love thee, Mowen? Let us count the ways…

You looked kind of funny
And your blood was kind of runny
When you died.
You got so confused
And your head was so bruised
When you died.
You weren’t a good sniper
And you were forced to wear a diaper
When you died.
Your voice was rather dull
And the docs weren’t as good as Michael
When you died.
You liked to look at Gail
And all you did was wail
When you died.
We miss your silly face
No one can take your place
Since you died.

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