Co-authored with BFL
Written June 2001
Disclaimer: The characters within are property of LFN Productions, Warner Bros., and USA Network. No infringement is intended.
A robust Jamaican accent filled the television. “Do you really know your lova? Call me now for your tarot readin’!”
Birkoff looked between the television and the phone. Was Gail worth the two dollars a minute he would spend talking to Miss Cleo? He dialed Cleo’s extension and waited to be connected.
“What are your troubles?”
“I have a girlfriend…I think she’s cheating on me.”
“Let’s see what the cards say.” There was a long pause. “I see…”
“What is it?”
“Oh, man, bad news!”
“The cards advise you to get a new girlfriend.” She hung up.