Written June 2001
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“What do you think single guys at this bar are looking for?” Nikita asked.
Madeline paused. “Good looks…and the ability to crush beer cans on her forehead.”
“Observe.” She picked up an empty can and smashed it against her head. It crumpled easily. Immediately, three men came up. She chose one, winked at Nikita, and left the table.
The blonde eyed the other empty can. How hard could it be? She took it and sent it slamming into her forehead. “Oww!” She dropped the intact can and covered her face with her hands.
The other two men laughed.