Co-authored with BFL
Written June 2001
Disclaimer: The characters within are property of LFN Productions, Warner Bros., and USA Network. No infringement is intended.
Madeline rolled over in bed and watched as Operations slid a black turtleneck over his head. She sighed. “Not again.”
He looked at her, mildly irritated. “You’re not a vampire, you know.”
“Well, what’s wrong with you? The other ones should have healed by now!” She jumped out of bed, walked to him, and peeled down the neckline to view his bruises.
“You didn’t have to bite so hard!”
“I thought you liked it.”
“Oh, I do,” he countered, kissing her to further prove his enjoyment, “but if we keep this up, I’m going to have to buy more turtlenecks!”